“So for the first time, I had anal sex with someone but not vaginal sex. And it was the first time she’d had anal. And we’d never had sex before.
“I came like a thief in the night.”
Funniest thing I read all day.
Goin’ to the reptile show! Goin’ to the reptile show! Chameleons, snakes, monitors, geckos, dragons, turtles! Oh my! :D